This morning I checked my internet after coming back from work and I find a link on facebook to cnn.com. Headlines seen at 5am: Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, NASA bombed the moon, a gun toting soccer mom and husband shot dead, and a fugitive TV host has surrendered to the Brazilian government. At this point 2 things flashed through my head.
A. I'm already in bed and this is a dream.
B. This is a joke, zombies are gonna jump out of this page and literally scare the crap out of me.
I accept both as truth; I was reading a prank page in my dream. I muted my laptop and went to "bed". I wake up at noon, 6 hours later than I should've (I have to move my car off the street and into an all-day lot at sunrise), to find out that it wasn't a dream, Obama really won a Nobel Prize, NASA really DID bomb the moon, and that parking tickets in Santa Monica are $50.
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