Ass Pennies

Graveyard Sale

My mom brought up that she wants to go to Rose Hills this weekend to pick out graveyard plots. Apparently there's some sort of a sale. She also has 2 picked out for me and my sister. Apparently I'll be at my parent's side for all of eternity.

I had a dream about dying last night (probably from the Cemetery talk) and woke up feeling really disgusted with myself. Thinking about your own demise and the subsequent effect it has on everyone you know is a powertrip and narcissistic as hell. Anyways, I dreamt that I died in a car accident, and since it was a drunk driver who hit me, my family would've been taken care of from some sort of a lawsuit. I don't know if it works like that, but it did in Office Space. Also, since this is a dream, my body is not mutilated in any way from the accident. It will be open casket. The Lakers will be there. And Jackie Chan. And an amazing amount of my female friends will be unimaginably devastated as they were all secretly in love with me.

Mondays

Since it's Monday, I'd figure I'll post a post of what I have done and will possibly today. It will probably be more exciting than what I was doing working. Let's hope it is.

9:43 AM
Just finished filing for unemployment again. I failed to enter my correct social security number the first try 2 weeks ago, so I had to start all over.

9:45 AM
Breakfast. This is the first time I've eaten oatmeal in this particular bowl. This is my favorite bowl in the house. Notice the semicircular fish. I eat oatmeal for breakfast (Market Pantry Instant Oatmeal: Maple and Brown Sugar) if you were wondering what that gross looking stuff is.
11ish
Go to 24 Hour Fitness to play basketball with homie Kenny. He's pretty intense. He also got me on that church basketball league that I was playing in on Saturday mornings.

1230-1ish
Lunch.

Afterlunch
Yogurtland? Really depends if anyone wants to go.

Afternoon
It looks like it will be a really nice day today, so I wanna say I'll go bike riding or running. Most probably running as Tim and Angus are probably gonna go running in Whittier around 5 ish.

6-7ish
Dinner at home! I really hope it's not pork chops again. Or maybe I do, I can't decide.

Afterdinner
10ish
Job Search!
List of companies to apply/look into:
CalTrans
Avalon Eng, Inc.

The second one looks strange as they don't leave any contact info in their job posting.