Truth

One of the truest things anybody has ever told me was about toothpaste. In my senior year of high school our economics teacher Mr. Huddle told us that toothpaste companies wanted us to use more toothpaste than was necessary by pointing out that tv ads for toothpaste always showed a full serving of toothpaste as a fatty ass swipe of toothpaste on a brush, such as:

when in reality we only needed a pea sized amount. I think about this almost everyday.

helll no

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NO

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kinda cool. a dslr with hd video did this?

boner party:

I KNOW, RIGHT?

thats why i dont use it no mo’. you wanna come over and cook eggs and watch bill murray movies? shhiiiit. got my gameplan all figured out.

space question

do you ever lie in bed, when its dark, and your ability to judge space and distance disappears for a few moments? like the walls suddently move really far away, and your bed is in the middle of a room the size of a costco? it happened to me again last night, and it puts all sorts of questions about myself in my head that i shouldn't be asking in the first place. this shouldn't even be happening; my bed is next to a wall.

not getting out of bed

1: man, i feel like shit today. i cant get out of bed
2: really? that sucks
1: yeah, at least nothing bad can happen to me here
2: you really feel that way?
1: yeah
2: are you hungry?
1: no, i had tacos last night

pop champagne

gif party

lol clippers

governator'd

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tru wariers

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halloween

Halloween felt like Christmas this year. Thanks everybody!