girls at the swap meet don't look like this.

Trade? Hmmmm..

roundabout!

You know how sometimes you wish something existed, only to find out it already does? This is that.


(hooniverse)

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PsychopathicNation

Insane Clown Posse Psychopathic Family : USA : : Death Metal : Western Europe



LOL. I couldn't tell which one was real.

If you have no idea what is going on:

Wikipedia:

 "Juggalo or Juggalette (the latter being feminine) is a name given to fans of Insane Clown Posse or any other Psychopathic Records hip hop group. Juggalos have developed their own idioms, slang and characteristics." 

fuckyeahgirlcrush:

oh god I have so much work to finish by tomorrow and I have my period and my cat just knocked over my bowl of mashed potatoes

via chareth cutestory

from Mark Goodale

When we first moved to America, this was one of the few Chinese restaurant in the area. Fun times.

 

from thisisnthappiness

(from HeyOkay)

Oh...

CUTE

I've had the most mind clearing moments in my life driving on valley at night seeing if I can get to Ontario on surface streets. It also helped that 50 miles an hour felt like 120.


Jalopnik:

The view out the windshield rarely changes, and every gas stop reminds you of the last. It forces you to sink deeper into your thoughts, to pour yourself into your own head. Cities are the exact opposite — there isn't a city on the planet that doesn't become more interesting at night, and it has nothing to do with traffic or stoplight cycles. When the sun goes down, cities reveal their true personalities, bombarding you with the throbbing glow of distraction or the subtle, quiet pulse of sleep. The car allows you to observe all this from a mobile, objective fishbowl, immersed but not involved.
 ...
What does it mean to us? Simple: To drive is to remind ourselves that we are alive, and to drive at night is to remind ourselves, in every sense of the phrase, that we are not asleep. 

more next level shit

Ugh. Wait, it was kinda awesome.

Last night I dreamt I had sold my car and bought something else.

I know I've been reading a lot of Jalopnik, but even then it shouldn't have invaded my dreams. I think this might be a sign that what I really want is ridiculous hoonage. Don't get me wrong, I love my car, but I miss the beast.

nba off-season:

Assassin: a killer who usually acts via surprise attack, shows no mercy what so ever towards his victim(s), & often is paid to do the deed.