I am an adult

I really wanna like the show, but lately it's been terrible. Either season 5 sucks worse than previous seasons, or I'm getting too old for this.

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Amazing! It looks like they don't have building codes they have in Tennessee.

AGASSI!!!

Agassi is from the desert after all.

fantasy

Last night was the draft for the Hacienda money league.





I'm so gonna win

I thought this was really cool. I didn't know Braun made anything else besides razors.

I fucking hate zombies on the internet. Along with vampires.

This morning I checked my internet after coming back from work and I find a link on facebook to cnn.com. Headlines seen at 5am: Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, NASA bombed the moon, a gun toting soccer mom and husband shot dead, and a fugitive TV host has surrendered to the Brazilian government. At this point 2 things flashed through my head.

A. I'm already in bed and this is a dream.
B. This is a joke, zombies are gonna jump out of this page and literally scare the crap out of me.

I accept both as truth; I was reading a prank page in my dream. I muted my laptop and went to "bed". I wake up at noon, 6 hours later than I should've (I have to move my car off the street and into an all-day lot at sunrise), to find out that it wasn't a dream, Obama really won a Nobel Prize, NASA really DID bomb the moon, and that parking tickets in Santa Monica are $50.

Thanks to Tania, who got it from Vivian. Thank you Vivian.