I was really into this before I moved to America

14 games into the season

Allen Iverson

At the early age of 10 I realized I would never dunk a basketball; consequently Allen Iverson was my favorite non Laker throughout middle school. He made lay ups cool. He went to the finals with Eric Snow and Dikembe Mutombo. He crossed over Jordan. He stepped over Tyronne Lue. He was on the cover of NBA 2K1 and 2k2.

I for one really hope a team picks him up. Just not the Lakers.

people who drink

There are two kinds of people in this bar.

We're not in college anymore (grad school doesn't count) and there's a few birthdays in December so this blog entry is really relevant. Thanks Kim, for showing me this blog.

I need more structure in my life

Could have used this last year.

Except for the glaring omissions of Carl's Jr and Del Taco somewhere between "Do You Live on the West Coast" and "Do you have more than $3", this chart is pretty accurate. Woe is the rest of the country, left only with Wendy's and McDonald's and Burger King. And what the hell is Tim Horton's?

Truth

One of the truest things anybody has ever told me was about toothpaste. In my senior year of high school our economics teacher Mr. Huddle told us that toothpaste companies wanted us to use more toothpaste than was necessary by pointing out that tv ads for toothpaste always showed a full serving of toothpaste as a fatty ass swipe of toothpaste on a brush, such as:

when in reality we only needed a pea sized amount. I think about this almost everyday.

helll no

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NO

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kinda cool. a dslr with hd video did this?

boner party:

I KNOW, RIGHT?

thats why i dont use it no mo’. you wanna come over and cook eggs and watch bill murray movies? shhiiiit. got my gameplan all figured out.

space question

do you ever lie in bed, when its dark, and your ability to judge space and distance disappears for a few moments? like the walls suddently move really far away, and your bed is in the middle of a room the size of a costco? it happened to me again last night, and it puts all sorts of questions about myself in my head that i shouldn't be asking in the first place. this shouldn't even be happening; my bed is next to a wall.

not getting out of bed

1: man, i feel like shit today. i cant get out of bed
2: really? that sucks
1: yeah, at least nothing bad can happen to me here
2: you really feel that way?
1: yeah
2: are you hungry?
1: no, i had tacos last night

pop champagne

gif party

lol clippers

governator'd

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tru wariers

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halloween

Halloween felt like Christmas this year. Thanks everybody!